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Living Will - Be Careful What You Ask For! Date: Sent Friday, January 20, 2006 Category: None

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My wife and I were sitting in the living room and I said to her, "Just so you know, I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug."

She got up, unplugged the TV and threw out all of my beer!

Received from Thomas Leiner.